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[Cyanish - Room Escape]

Achenar? bring me red papers

Myst 12 -- Too many knickknacks.

How did this pass judgement w/o a review?

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This isn't bad, but I can't find anything. Giving a link to a Youtube walkthrough doesn't 'cancel out' your games design; I found a piece of paper, but your 'item descript' had to tell me what a "light-in-the-window" looked like.

Edit: Lmfao I just read author comments, I guess it is _my_ problem.

This was really clever, and effortless. I don't really care whether this is finished or not, but this wouldve been really neat if it had more work. None of the gadgets really work, and I can't put the dog in the inventory.

The games hands , and the pictures of your room aren't consistent; If the view away from the bathroom, had (part of) the bathroom in it, for example, or if the bed didn't vanish so low, before I got to the desk. I only know the clothes rack is there, because I turned around; it looks out of place.

This was still neat though. Btw clean your room.

[Crystal Story]

This isn't bad

The artwork and music could use alot of work.

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Idk why I'd need to clarify this; this game looks like it was drawn by a 12 year old and the author is more than twice that age. All of his artwork resembles formless anime blobs, with anime stylings and faces; The music is really basic, synth heavy nonsense, and sounds alot like comissioned elevator music; One of the characters attack animation, only has 2 frames.

All other 8+ reviews make nods to some 'in-culture' reference that was added; ("All the main chars, named after final fantasy girls") or someothersuch nonsense, like how a bug in the game needed to be fixed.

So your buggy, nerd-'homage', would be alot better, if the music and art weren't so poor. It would also help if it didn't imitate, older better games, either. But this is "Lan'strash" after all. This game was still really boring, however stylistically bad you wanted to make it ;)))))))

[SHMUP]

slow game, good art

This plays like an old shooter on a really slow setting, or shooter w/ impossibly large ship. Your nme bullets match that 'debris graphic', and I can't play this cuz its running so slow (even after player update this year); ur youtube video makes this look fantastic.

Flash is over 10 y.o; ppl keep making these games that won't run on specs almost a decade old, and I can't play them if original game runs like 30 times faster. I wodlu love this game if it didnt run so god damn slow. I understand u did everything; the backround is identical in first 3 level, the ships all static, the bullet simple dots: ur gaem couldve been smudgy hghschol artwrok, but thse graphics are teh best; occam razor gfx -- ur full 10 point. thses couldve been 'jiggy/sloppy' hand drawn nonsense-- this ur big Save, tanner

I'm srue all the art, programming, and music are great, but I can't play it. I nede alienware cmputer for flash gaem.

[Smoke at work, the game]

Too slow.

ne thing w/ smking gets mad props, but this game is infuriatingly slow.
You need to optimize your game or change the framerate to something above 8.

napogame responds:

okay, what's your configuration.
it seems that some configurations doesn't support the game