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Busty Math 3 Busty Math 3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I beat all 20 questions without any problems, but this game just redirects to two pay-to-use porn sites after clicking through the gallery to the end.

I'd only recommend this game as punishment to my enemies who would frantically try and solve all 20 questions in time while getting a boner. Is this not a cruel form of torture for the stupid?



Matrix Bullet Time Fight Matrix Bullet Time Fight

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I'm not the flash police but Dennis-gid/Menace.ch submitted this over 10 years ago.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/151706


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Tiny Dangerous Dungeons Tiny Dangerous Dungeons

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's like a bad gameboy game.
This isn't bad.



Random Game Picker Random Game Picker

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

None of these are gaems I want to play. vry cute



Ragnarok Eternal Ragnarok Eternal

Rated 3 / 5 stars

With or without the 'effects' , this wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't incredibly slow.



Stick Fighter (arcade) Stick Fighter (arcade)

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Bizarre

How did this suddenly get such a phenomenally high score (4.43); this submission is over 5 years old.



Pixelhate Pixelhate

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good; Fix the crash

Interesting game. Bosses break apart, and upgrades talk like 'Daleks' from Dr Who.

I wanted to watch my gun grow; the gun overheating was annoying.
I can't tell bullets from regular explosions, other asteroids, ship 'propellant', etc.
I like how this was a regular game, without 'theatrics', stage introductions, in-game shops, or 'manic-depressive' game music.

Atari logo, and old bosses were nice touches.

And then the game froze. This was fun.


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Zombies Ate My Phone Zombies Ate My Phone

Rated 3 / 5 stars

cheesy ZAMN knock off.

I clicked this wanting to play ZAMN, with the 2 player screen and everything,
This was just 'cheesy zombie webgame' , with pseudo anime stylings, and things stolen from other games.

All the enemies spawn too far apart, the weapons aren't very creative or don't work, and there's no weap strength. I can't use any 'multihit-weaps' if none of the zombies spawn, for example.

This was alright for like 3 minutes, and I rejected all your 'friends' , so I dont know why that feature is in there.

The original ZAMN wasn't even that good; it looked awful. Your character had this 'strut'; he 'animated' when hit; you saved cariciatures of your neighbors; It didn't take itself seriously. This game's artwork struggled to convey anything ; these were lifeless anime vessels throwing cheap vinyl records.

The music isn't bad, the artwork needs work. This game is interchangable with a billion other webgames, and plays like 'crappy' turrent defense. This isn't a ZAMN clone because it isn't ZAMN and lacks all kinds of charm.

I hope the 'woman' who drew art for this game, goes back to earning ' the real bucks' behind her webcam, or the 'creepy old guy' learns to stop drawing like a little girl !!!!!!!!!!



Gordon Freeman Soundboard Gordon Freeman Soundboard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny joke.

Good one



Thelemite Thelemite

Rated 3 / 5 stars

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This was alright, but I could've done without that silly music and ingame tutorial. I also hate spamming X; that is such a bunch of nonsense.