This is alot like chasmspasm from 2006; it is literally the game it was trying to satire, and has the depth of a toilet seat. Alarming how popular this is, really.
CHEETAH BONUS!
OCTOPUS BONUS!
GAME OVER!!
(Try making a game where I click more than one button?)
I'm not the flash police but Dennis-gid/Menace.ch submitted this over 10 years ago.
It's like a bad gameboy game.
This isn't bad.
None of these are gaems I want to play. vry cute
With or without the 'effects' , this wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't incredibly slow.
Bizarre
How did this suddenly get such a phenomenally high score (4.43); this submission is over 5 years old.
Good; Fix the crash
Interesting game. Bosses break apart, and upgrades talk like 'Daleks' from Dr Who.
I wanted to watch my gun grow; the gun overheating was annoying.
I can't tell bullets from regular explosions, other asteroids, ship 'propellant', etc.
I like how this was a regular game, without 'theatrics', stage introductions, in-game shops, or 'manic-depressive' game music.
Atari logo, and old bosses were nice touches.
And then the game froze. This was fun.
cheesy ZAMN knock off.
I clicked this wanting to play ZAMN, with the 2 player screen and everything,
This was just 'cheesy zombie webgame' , with pseudo anime stylings, and things stolen from other games.
All the enemies spawn too far apart, the weapons aren't very creative or don't work, and there's no weap strength. I can't use any 'multihit-weaps' if none of the zombies spawn, for example.
This was alright for like 3 minutes, and I rejected all your 'friends' , so I dont know why that feature is in there.
The original ZAMN wasn't even that good; it looked awful. Your character had this 'strut'; he 'animated' when hit; you saved cariciatures of your neighbors; It didn't take itself seriously. This game's artwork struggled to convey anything ; these were lifeless anime vessels throwing cheap vinyl records.
The music isn't bad, the artwork needs work. This game is interchangable with a billion other webgames, and plays like 'crappy' turrent defense. This isn't a ZAMN clone because it isn't ZAMN and lacks all kinds of charm.
I hope the 'woman' who drew art for this game, goes back to earning ' the real bucks' behind her webcam, or the 'creepy old guy' learns to stop drawing like a little girl !!!!!!!!!!
Funny joke.
Good one
-----
This was alright, but I could've done without that silly music and ingame tutorial. I also hate spamming X; that is such a bunch of nonsense.
Male
Joined on 7/11/11
Loot Hero 
Matrix Bullet Time Fight 
Tiny Dangerous Dungeons 
Random Game Picker 
Ragnarok Eternal 
Stick Fighter (arcade) 
Pixelhate 
Zombies Ate My Phone 
Gordon Freeman Soundboard 
Thelemite